after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Terrible idea I love it
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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