i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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