I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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