That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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