my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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