white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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