I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I think im going to throw up on grandma
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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