Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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