Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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