so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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