I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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