didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Randomize
