it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
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