Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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