8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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