It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I think a kid would responsible me up
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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