do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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