have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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