You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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