That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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