drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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