How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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