Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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