at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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