She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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