his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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