yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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