is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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