Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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