I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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