did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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