It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
time to smoke my breakfast
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I am mentally ready for anal.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
Randomize
