Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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