I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
She even gives head with a lisp.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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