we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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