I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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