Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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