we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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