we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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