i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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