I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize