i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
My liver just had a heart attack.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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