i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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