I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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