Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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