: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
You don't make any sense
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