Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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