She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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