It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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