i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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