i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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