Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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