Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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