I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Randomize
